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What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
by sublym0nal00 September 30, 2007
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Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.

Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.
On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.

Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.
by Callum69 May 16, 2009
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A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation
Jamie had a wet dream last night
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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To cum in your sleep. Usually happens to teenage boys.
What I get when I dream of my bf.
Yes, girls do have wet dreams also.
by hocubcdav March 14, 2010
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1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it.
2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.
I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.
by gundamNIT January 15, 2003
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when you cum or squirt or release spooge while you are in an unconscious state or sleeping. happens when youre goin through puberty, VERY MESSY.
dude: oh man i just wetdream!
dude2: hope you wash your sheats
by violentj June 22, 2006
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An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a nocturnal emmision. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.
Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream!
by numerator April 30, 2005
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