slacksturbating 

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015

Slackturbating 

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

Slackturbating by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Snacksturbating 

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

slasturbating 

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

slasturbating 

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011

Slackturbating 

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

Slackturbating by thug of the rings September 21, 2016