slacksturbating
slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015
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Slackturbating
Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Slackturbating by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011
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Snacksturbating
Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.
Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009
slasturbating
masturbating in your sleep
Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009
slasturbating
John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy
George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011
snacksterbating
(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011
Slackturbating
When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.
Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Slackturbating by thug of the rings September 21, 2016
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