Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Crying Panda

A term used to describe anal sex with an Asian woman that results in her crying either during or after coitus

Andrew: Hey Darrin, why is she crying?
Darrin: I think Adam just performed crying panda on her

by Blackaliciousx September 16, 2010