Snacksturbating
Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.
Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009
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Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Slackturbating by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011
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snacksterbating
(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011
slacksturbating
slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015
Slackturbating
When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.
Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Slackturbating by thug of the rings September 21, 2016
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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