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Slackturbating 

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating
Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011

slacksturbating 

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.
Mike has been slacksturbating all day.
slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015

Slackturbating 

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.
Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Slackturbating by thug of the rings September 21, 2016

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026