snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011

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snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

snackerbating by bikerag August 25, 2006

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Snacksturbating

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

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slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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