snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

by JackSweet June 15, 2011

snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

Snacksturbating

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

by DCast August 6, 2015