snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011

snackerbating 

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

snackerbating by bikerag August 25, 2006

Snacksturbating 

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

slacksturbating 

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022