Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016

Snacksturbating

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

Sockturbating

Masturbating into a sock. Used only in times of dire need to masturbate when a masturbator has nothing to "finish" into. Popular when men are sleeping around other men.

I was having a sleepover and really needed to jerk off so I just sockturbating under my covers and no one noticed.

by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010

slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

Slapturbating

When you aggressively slap your genitals to complete ejaculation.

Person: Do you slap to get off?

Person #2: What do you mean?

Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut

by NjamesC April 1, 2020