one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

semi-skimmed homo by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014

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Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

Skimmed the brim by Blakito October 3, 2016

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skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss

Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"

skummer buss by E March 23, 2005

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