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drunk off your ass and high beyond the sky!!

Jackie: Sup Bro?
Amy: ....skummed...
Jackie: dido!!
Amy: zing....

skummed by DragonLaedy November 10, 2007

Words you can keep

Slummed

When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.

Sarah: Hey, you gonna dance?
Joe: Hell no, I'm slummed... you do it...

Slummed by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

Related Words

skummed • Shummed • skumped • Scummed • skemmed • Skimmed • Skimmed a lip • Skimmed the brim • skummer buss • Slummed

Shummed

The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.

I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.

Shummed by ThrillJ August 22, 2014

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

semi-skimmed homo by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014

Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

Skimmed the brim by Blakito October 3, 2016

skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss

Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"

skummer buss by E March 23, 2005

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026