skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.
by thom sounder May 20, 2008
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A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.
Bro you were in the bathroom really long were you skumping.
by skumpboy87 April 14, 2017
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Skump is short for "skateboard pump", since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's - along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.

Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!

Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
To skump endlessly, is to reach nirvana. -Mahatma Gandhi
by James Peters April 19, 2006
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is that skump on your pants, brianny
by long schlong silver March 15, 2004
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to be or act like a ganster or a black person
by ian or GODtm May 26, 2005
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A skeet-dump, when one is jerking off while taking a dump. This person then finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.
"Bro you were in the bathroom for a while were you skumping?"

"Shit happens."
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an animate object that consistently exhibits minor to moderate utility, but extremely annoying behavior
dude, you're a skump!
why?
cause you're more trouble than your worth!
by hunter-killer April 08, 2011
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