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one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.
"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"
skumped by ducken January 14, 2008
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Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.
My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.
Skumped by zubb00 January 15, 2011
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When a nigga tired or sleep
Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018
when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch
skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003
To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
Slumped by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Slumped off the Loud 

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.
"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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