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When I stole hard-x--cores moneys
Ascended shouted SKEMMED!!!@!@ As he accepted the trade for moneys.
skemmed by Ascended August 23, 2006
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Stemmed the rose 

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.
"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."
Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.
I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!
Skemmel by leab90 January 5, 2010

Four-Stemmed E 

Strategy when playing uncle worm where one creates a vertical line down one side and then proceeds to go back up the map alternating turns to create an "e" like shape, only with four stems instead of three.
"Holy forsheezy my heezy, i just got in the 500-club on uncle worm!"

"that's tite my gangster friend, how did you go about reaching that tubular score, did you use the four-stemmed E tactic? or did you use the vertical squeeze?"

"I four stemmed it all the way my g-unit homey!"

semi-skimmed homo 

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoemo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

Skimmed the brim 

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head
I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!
Skimmed the brim by Blakito October 3, 2016
Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.
"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."
Stemmed by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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