Firelovesugar's definitions
Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex
Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex
Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television
Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...
by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011
Get the Housewife Tellymug. 1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation,
creativity, human rights and freedom.
2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda.
3. Money making totalarianists.
4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child.
5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die.
6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda.
7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit.
8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence.
9. Control- nothing more, nothing less.
10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians.
11. Will destroy you if you question them.
12. In it for the money.
13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination.
14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order.
15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :)
16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :(
16. Crash
17. Burn
18. DIE!
19. FOREVERMORE! :)
20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :("
Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
creativity, human rights and freedom.
2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda.
3. Money making totalarianists.
4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child.
5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die.
6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda.
7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit.
8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence.
9. Control- nothing more, nothing less.
10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians.
11. Will destroy you if you question them.
12. In it for the money.
13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination.
14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order.
15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :)
16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :(
16. Crash
17. Burn
18. DIE!
19. FOREVERMORE! :)
20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :("
Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
Quotes to summarize the government:
"Pro money for us, pro recession for you"
"Drugs can make you see the truth- which is why we banned them"
"Life is productive, not custom"
"Free will is blasphemy"
"Nothing you say or do will defeat us- because we can unleash armed death squads onto you mere mortals mwuhahaha!"
"Your needs? HA!"
"Biased is truth"
"If we wrote this, the results would support our views, motives, and system in general, and we will force it onto you through our opinion elimination device- PROPAGANDA!"
"Pro money for us, pro recession for you"
"Drugs can make you see the truth- which is why we banned them"
"Life is productive, not custom"
"Free will is blasphemy"
"Nothing you say or do will defeat us- because we can unleash armed death squads onto you mere mortals mwuhahaha!"
"Your needs? HA!"
"Biased is truth"
"If we wrote this, the results would support our views, motives, and system in general, and we will force it onto you through our opinion elimination device- PROPAGANDA!"
by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009
Get the governmentmug. A word to describe any of the following:
1. A seemingly ordinary event which has a surreal or hallucinogenic twist...
2. That wierd feeling you get when you feel something is out of place/sync, yet others are oblivious to your
realisation.
3. Any defining moment in a psychedelic experience which has a personal importance or relevance.
1. A seemingly ordinary event which has a surreal or hallucinogenic twist...
2. That wierd feeling you get when you feel something is out of place/sync, yet others are oblivious to your
realisation.
3. Any defining moment in a psychedelic experience which has a personal importance or relevance.
The following examples are not necessarily accurate, but are merely a guideline to emphasise the definition :)
1 - acid moment: a neon green tandem bike with pink fluffy pedals riding through the most unpleasant part of town...
2 - acid moment: Deja Vu or any related mindset that relates to the definition...
3 - acid moment: when you realise the universe is not the actual structure around you but the complex synergy of emotions, experiences and choices that define your very existence.
1 - acid moment: a neon green tandem bike with pink fluffy pedals riding through the most unpleasant part of town...
2 - acid moment: Deja Vu or any related mindset that relates to the definition...
3 - acid moment: when you realise the universe is not the actual structure around you but the complex synergy of emotions, experiences and choices that define your very existence.
by Firelovesugar April 20, 2009
Get the acid momentmug. Basically a more modern equivalent of the word 'psychedelic'. Describes anything that has a hallucinogenic or surreal quality. The word 'Acidious' itself refers to acid, the slang/street name of LSD.
Dude 1: Whoa, check out the patterns on that girls top...
Dude 2: How acidious...
Dude 1: Amen brother.
Dude 2: How acidious...
Dude 1: Amen brother.
by Firelovesugar April 20, 2009
Get the Acidiousmug. The nice guy is the tragic hero in relationships:
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...
Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...
Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
Girl 1: All I'm looking for is a nice guy who actually cares about me...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
by Firelovesugar March 20, 2011
Get the nice guymug. Any moment on msn messenger when you and any contact are listening to the same song, you can call it snaptrack.
by Firelovesugar January 17, 2009
Get the snaptrackmug. According to Christianity, Satan was originally an angel who rebelled against God (power to the people!) and also influenced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge- which implies that had they of not eaten it, then we might not have possessed the knowledge to question authority. Ultimately, Satan was thrown into the lake of fire with his other followers- which also implies that Satan is a victim too in all of this, and considering he braved god's wrath to question the lord's divine authority- it says a lot about how Satan should be perceived, and that Satan might have had decent intentions after all. Of course, this is all subject to whether you have religious ideals- in which case, you might want to consider which being you're supporting :P
Satan's ultimate goal is to lead people away from the love of God, and to lead them into fallacies which God opposes- or if you look at it another way, fallacies which mean God no longer has control over you- some of these fallacies are listed below:
Premarital sex: A normal desire for human beings, and it should not be perceived as a sinful. Everyone has the right to love their body and the body of others, providing they realise what sex entails and that they are aware of any implications that follow the activities they are parcitipating in.
Drugs: As we know, some drugs are very dangerous for the body and mind- but naturally occuring drugs such as weed and hallucinogens can lead to experiencing alternative perceptions of reality, and providing necessary precautions are taken, this can lead to positive realisations about yourself and the world you live in. And may also result in a more independent mindset- which would be bad for God, understandably...
Rock Music: Opposed by hardcore Christians, Rock music is actually celebratory of everything that makes us human- and is known for championing complex ideas (seen in art rock, etcetera) and anti- authority ideals. Again, bad for God...
In all, there are lots of things perceived as sinful by Christianity- most of these are merely aspects which contribute to our independence and rights as a human being.
Premarital sex: A normal desire for human beings, and it should not be perceived as a sinful. Everyone has the right to love their body and the body of others, providing they realise what sex entails and that they are aware of any implications that follow the activities they are parcitipating in.
Drugs: As we know, some drugs are very dangerous for the body and mind- but naturally occuring drugs such as weed and hallucinogens can lead to experiencing alternative perceptions of reality, and providing necessary precautions are taken, this can lead to positive realisations about yourself and the world you live in. And may also result in a more independent mindset- which would be bad for God, understandably...
Rock Music: Opposed by hardcore Christians, Rock music is actually celebratory of everything that makes us human- and is known for championing complex ideas (seen in art rock, etcetera) and anti- authority ideals. Again, bad for God...
In all, there are lots of things perceived as sinful by Christianity- most of these are merely aspects which contribute to our independence and rights as a human being.
by Firelovesugar October 28, 2010
Get the Satanmug.