skouse 

Well skouse can't really be defined. (verb.)

When that pig came a aksin' I skoused my way out.

skouse by skouser-man February 21, 2015

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

skuse by slowent December 9, 2009

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

spouseapedia 

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

spouseapedia by Leif February 2, 2009

Waffle Spouse 

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

Waffle Spouse by Kirby369 September 6, 2013