Swouse is a verb that can mean to move or act in a clumsy or awkward way, to eat or drink greedily, or to be very tired or exhausted. It is a made-up word.

The word "swouse" is likely a combination of the words "sway" and "stumble." It can be used to describe someone who is moving in a clumsy or uncoordinated way, such as someone who is drunk or someone who is trying to walk through a crowded room. It can also be used to describe someone who is eating or drinking greedily, such as someone who is scarfing down their food or someone who is knocking back shots of tequila.

The word "swouse" can also be used to describe someone who is very tired or exhausted.

I'm so swoused, I could sleep for a week.

Swouse by Dan Malinauskas August 27, 2023

Related Words

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swouse

slang for inch

they call me the double swouse

swouse by Thedoubleswouse September 4, 2023

Swouse

Defined as: You were in my house! Swouse.

You were in my house! Swouse.

Swouse by Swouse April 4, 2026

spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Rise and Souse

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026