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Swouse is a verb that can mean to move or act in a clumsy or awkward way, to eat or drink greedily, or to be very tired or exhausted. It is a made-up word.

The word "swouse" is likely a combination of the words "sway" and "stumble." It can be used to describe someone who is moving in a clumsy or uncoordinated way, such as someone who is drunk or someone who is trying to walk through a crowded room. It can also be used to describe someone who is eating or drinking greedily, such as someone who is scarfing down their food or someone who is knocking back shots of tequila.

The word "swouse" can also be used to describe someone who is very tired or exhausted.
I'm so swoused, I could sleep for a week.
Swouse by Dan Malinauskas August 27, 2023
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they call me the double swouse
swouse by Thedoubleswouse September 4, 2023
Defined as: You were in my house! Swouse.
You were in my house! Swouse.
Swouse by Swouse April 4, 2026

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.
He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.
spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.
JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.
You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.
Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008