swouse

Said when people don’t drive lifted trucks

Also code for sex

OMG I want to swouse
Same
He drives a lifted truck
SWOUSE

by yungcurrygoozman July 26, 2020

Swouse

Swouse is a verb that can mean to move or act in a clumsy or awkward way, to eat or drink greedily, or to be very tired or exhausted. It is a made-up word.

The word "swouse" is likely a combination of the words "sway" and "stumble." It can be used to describe someone who is moving in a clumsy or uncoordinated way, such as someone who is drunk or someone who is trying to walk through a crowded room. It can also be used to describe someone who is eating or drinking greedily, such as someone who is scarfing down their food or someone who is knocking back shots of tequila.

The word "swouse" can also be used to describe someone who is very tired or exhausted.

I'm so swoused, I could sleep for a week.

by Dan Malinauskas August 27, 2023

swouse

slang for inch

they call me the double swouse

by Thedoubleswouse September 4, 2023

spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Rise and Souse

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009