Definitions by skouser-man

skouse 

Well skouse can't really be defined. (verb.)

When that pig came a aksin' I skoused my way out.

skouse by skouser-man February 21, 2015

Swance 

Swance is man with a stance and a wang in his pants.

"Take a second look in my pants: there is no one like Swance."
"Oh Swance, you rollin' in dough"

Swance by skouser-man February 21, 2015