Skonks

A variation of streaks on Snapchat. Primarily meaning a very sarcastically sexual picture.

Bob: *Sends selfie saying streaks*
Tom: *Sends selfie with a quadruple chin with the caption "Skonks"

by JoeJeff May 16, 2018

skunks hollow

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.

P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow

by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016

Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

Wolfstar Skanks

An army of skanks assembled during the Shoebox Rereading Project. These badass people are Wolfstar shippers of the highest caliber and with the lowest levels of sanity. Can be found blogging on tumblr, skillfully impersonating the Marauders and co., weeping over fanfiction, doing ridiculous things on camera, or lurking the reread tinychat.

Look at the Wolfstar Skanks tag on tumblr. Just look at it, sitting there in all its revered glory.

by Remus Fucking Lupin January 1, 2012

stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020