Skanksquatch 

A really tall, big, hairy skank. The hairiest skank of all.

I stopped by the crack house the other day when I saw a skanksquatch brushing her chest hair and hitting the pipe.

Skanksquatch by katejjjjjjj January 29, 2008

Skanksquatch 

A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.

Look at that Skanksquatch, spinning around by the VW bus

Skanksquatch by HarkMart May 5, 2009

Sandsquatch 

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

Skuntsquatch

A combo of the words Slut, Skank, Cunt and Sasquatch. Used to describe a female that is being especially difficult, or annoying. This word should be used wisely and only in the most extreme of situations.

Amy: Blah Blah Skankity skank slutty slut slut... BLah.

Beth: Hey Amy why don't you shut the F up and stop being such a Skuntsquatch?

Skuntsquatch by Kertastrophe March 15, 2011

skanksatchel 

(n). (1) An incredibly slutty individual of the female persuasion. (2) Roughly, a hobag

That biatch is a skanksatchel.

skanksatchel by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

Sacksquatch 

It means the same as “Flounder Pubes,” but it’s much more refined.

Damn..that dudes got a Sacksquatch!!

Sacksquatch by MattOnline February 22, 2008