An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

Swampus by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

Related Words

skiwampus • skiwumpus • Swampus • Skampus • Skawompusly Puhtinkoed • skeewampus • skimpus • Swampus pompus • swampuss

Skampus

The funni man of finobe

Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”

Skampus by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

swampus by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

skeewampus

Misaligned or uneven

Before her braces, her teeth were all skeewampus.

skeewampus by Kezia August 20, 2007

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

skimpus by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

swampuss by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026