skiwampus

not in alignment or traveling off course

The house sat skiwampus on the lot

by Sherman Anderson March 3, 2008

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

Skampus

The funni man of finobe

Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”

by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

skeewampus

Misaligned or uneven

Before her braces, her teeth were all skeewampus.

by Kezia August 20, 2007

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018