Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.

After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.

by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

by jon loan June 27, 2012

Swamps of Dagobah

The Swamps of Dagobah (also known as Rotten Anus) refers to an iconic Reddit comment telling the story of probably the most disgusting and vomit-inducing medical operation ever recorded. I do not advise reading the comment while eating unless you have a strong stomach.

“I just read the Swamps of Dagobah comment.”
“What’s that?”
“Don’t ask.”

by DeaconTheBassGuy January 18, 2022

Swampass City

A hot and humid weather condition that causes one to have swampass immediately upon stepping outside.

Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.

by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011

Swampass

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.

I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.

by Trace S. January 25, 2007