swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Swampass City

A hot and humid weather condition that causes one to have swampass immediately upon stepping outside.

Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.

by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011

Swampass

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.

I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.

by Trace S. January 25, 2007

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

swampass

the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.

Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.

by KRaZY Kristen September 21, 2005

swampass

when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.

earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....

by dunbart October 14, 2008

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011