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Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus 

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!
Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!
1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020
Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”
Skampus by That random guy thing September 15, 2019
A slightly crazed punk chick in the southeast of England.
holy fuck! look! its a skimps!
Skimps by DJ2k8 October 2, 2008
a code word originated in a Florida 'drug house' meaning a person was high/is high.
"Look at 'skimps' over there"

"he's skimpin"

"im totaly skimped"

"they call me skimps"
Skimps by greg-bird August 1, 2008
Usualy a name for a person who partys or is 'trippin-out'. Floridas underground party scean.
"Ay Brosive, I'm Skimpin Yo!!!"

"Dude look at david over there, he's such a skimps"
Skimps by trevorondeck February 25, 2009