Skampus

The funni man of finobe

Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”

by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Slampus

The campus slut

That bitch Chloe is a total slampus.-Brylee

by Figges125 September 3, 2018

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018