skeezum

jizz that has been ejaculated onto a skeez

I blew my skeezums all over that broads face

by DANGERwilson November 7, 2010

skeezmuff

a skanky woman
a rotten vagina
unclean bitches

that whore is a skeezmuff

by shanon satterfield April 20, 2007

Skeezmuff

Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered

Rapes gals

Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole

“That gal Holly is an absolute skeezmuff”

by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019

Skeezmuff

When you creampie a pussy and then sneeze in it.

Can't wait for allergy season, I'm going to Skeezmuff all these women.

by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021

Skeezm

Someone who is fat or obese in size and is usually egotistical about themselves.

Skeezm is a fucking tool bag.

He is such a Skeezm.

by Pieman21029 January 4, 2008

skeetums

Skeetums is derived from the term, "skeet skeet". Skeetums is a versatile word which often used to express the joy or anticipation of getting poon tang, or celebrating after the fact.

- "Hey man, remember that chick I hooked up with in Canada?"
- "Hell yeah man, SKEETUMS!"

by Chris Mervis May 13, 2005

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015