skizurp's definitions

Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015

Fanfuckintastic

This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.

Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Cizzy Fizzy

Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.

Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Gumshoe

In the past, it was once known as a detective or a slueth. Now a slueth has become known as a slut, hence gumshoe! They have the same meaning once again!

Look at that gumshoe in those white pants. What a skank, I bet she'd give it up to anyone that walked by.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003