Cizzy Fizzy

Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.

Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.

by Skizurp June 08, 2003

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 08, 2003

Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 08, 2003

Fanfuckintastic

This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.

Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"

by Skizurp June 08, 2003

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 08, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Skurp

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

by Skizurp June 08, 2003