Hog

A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.
Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*
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A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.
O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!
by Makoto_1999 January 29, 2010
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"Andre the giant was huge! He must of had one hell of a hog in his shorts ."

"Kevin's gotta hog on him, that thing is as thick as a beer can!"
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Person that types and insults online but wont say or do it in real life
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Hog

Dip, Chaw, snuff, Fresh leaf.

"Pack a Hog"
Yo dude, Gates just packed the fattest hog.
Damn Gates, you used the whole Grizzlies WinterGreen tin for that Hog
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Hog

A male genitalia averaging any where from 9" to 13" at some points.
Wow! You really got a hog there.

For god sake!, put that hog away your scaring the children.
by kac2013 January 04, 2011
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The word "hog" is used to describe someone who is dirty and hoggish.
These "hogs" have been seen eating frozen corn from the bag and telling people to "lick it".
Also known as a "swine" or "dirty hog"
Example: You are such a hog! why did you eat all of the corn?
by babybird527 July 16, 2011
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