skeezmuff
that whore is a skeezmuff
skeezmuff by shanon satterfield April 20, 2007
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Skeezmuff
Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered
Rapes gals
Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole
Lies about getting fingered
Rapes gals
Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole
Skeezmuff by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019
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skepsmuffin
a person who smells incredibly bad. i cant even begin to explain how bad skepsmuffin smells. if you go anywhere near her you NEED to cover you nose or the fumes could be so bad you will cry dont do it
skepsmuffin by i smell good October 25, 2020
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skeezmuffin by mcminnkey January 2, 2010
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