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skeezmuff 

a skanky woman
a rotten vagina
unclean bitches
that whore is a skeezmuff
skeezmuff by shanon satterfield April 20, 2007
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Skeezmuff 

Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered

Rapes gals

Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole
“That gal Holly is an absolute skeezmuff”
Skeezmuff by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019

Skeezmuff 

When you creampie a pussy and then sneeze in it.
Can't wait for allergy season, I'm going to Skeezmuff all these women.

steezemuff 

the name says it all. steeze in muffin form
that muffin was a steezemuff.
steezemuff by nolsmith October 18, 2008

skepsmuffin 

a person who smells incredibly bad. i cant even begin to explain how bad skepsmuffin smells. if you go anywhere near her you NEED to cover you nose or the fumes could be so bad you will cry dont do it
person 1: have you heard about skepsmuffin?

person 2: yeah they smell so bad
skepsmuffin by i smell good October 25, 2020

skeezmuffin

unclean, unsanitary, or rather unappealing to the eyes.
smelly, dirty, filthy or gross.
"I was walking on the sidewalk when i spotted a skeezmuffin walking next to me."
skeezmuffin by mcminnkey January 2, 2010
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