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unclean, unsanitary, or rather unappealing to the eyes.
smelly, dirty, filthy or gross.

"I was walking on the sidewalk when i spotted a skeezmuffin walking next to me."

skeezmuffin by mcminnkey January 2, 2010

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skeezmuff

a skanky woman
a rotten vagina
unclean bitches

that whore is a skeezmuff

skeezmuff by shanon satterfield April 20, 2007

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Skeezmuff

Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered

Rapes gals

Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole

“That gal Holly is an absolute skeezmuff”

Skeezmuff by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019

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Skeezmuff

When you creampie a pussy and then sneeze in it.

Can't wait for allergy season, I'm going to Skeezmuff all these women.

Skeezmuff by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021

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skepsmuffin

a person who smells incredibly bad. i cant even begin to explain how bad skepsmuffin smells. if you go anywhere near her you NEED to cover you nose or the fumes could be so bad you will cry dont do it

person 1: have you heard about skepsmuffin?

person 2: yeah they smell so bad

skepsmuffin by i smell good October 25, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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