Skeezuard

An older male who likes younger females typically one to tell perverted jokes but isn’t really joking just comes off funny

You’re such a Skeezuard

by Kwbugg18 January 7, 2022

Skeezlandia

A location, event, or function that is full of skeezers.

That Halloween party we went to last weekend was definitely skeezlandia.

by XxEVILBEINGxX October 27, 2011

skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

Skeezart

A Skeezart is a female that usually has skankish tendenses. Usually girl that are easy to get with.

R: I just started talking to this girl and she about to let me hit.
P: Damn son that girl must be a Skeezart.

by Scrilla Fam March 27, 2009

skeeturd

To ejaculate during or after anal.
Cum mixed with turd.

Joe did you just skeeturd on Coreo?

by Wukowski September 16, 2011

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015

Skeezard

A girl who looks like a hoe or looks like she's easy to get

Yo Lets Go Talk To Them Skeezards Over There

by Rishawn January 2, 2008