sirprize 

Tall, sexy, educated, and charming man.

Man, that guy is sure a sirprize.

sirprize by PooC May 20, 2011

pull it sir prize 

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

pull it sir prize by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

warm brownie surprize 

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

warm brownie surprize by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007

Surprize 

Something unexpected usually a gift.

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.

Surprize by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

surprize sex 

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

surprize sex by notsuck1 September 12, 2009

McPenis Surprize 

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

McPenis Surprize by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

Whipped cream surprize 

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

Whipped cream surprize by Dash VMC June 25, 2005