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Educated 

To get high, lit, blazed, or baked.
Did you see Tasha up in second period? She had just gotten educated!

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got educated!
Educated by aalexisss November 30, 2011
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educated 

Refers to a beating often severe or even deadly inflicted on a person by another, esp. a outlaw biker. One who says or does something insulting or threatening to a biker will probably be educated, meaning he has learned, hopefully, to not be stupid and cop an attitude around a patch wearing biker. Often it is a drunk guy in a party or bar who thinks he can beat the biker in a fight. Maybe he can but if he does he will be educated later by the rest of the club, hence the saying "one on all, all on one".
A friend asks another about his black eyes, missing teeth and stitched up face. The friend says he hit on a biker's old lady at a party and the biker became angry and educated him, teaching him that it was the wrong thing to have done. He has learned that bikers don't suffer fools in their midst. The price of "stupid" is steep.
educated by fierce cravin bob December 14, 2010

Educated 

Well no the causal path way IS obvious. They get educated and think they are better than everyone else and omit men (in terms of selection) in a way that MEN DO NOT.
Hym "Men DON'T DO THAT to women when they get educated and women DO DO THAT. That's the obvious causal pathway. Maybe it's only obvious because I'm a genius... Hmmm.... Well, there. Now you know. That's what I'm here for! You're welcome!"
Educated by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Educated Idiot 

An Educated Idiot is a person that went to college, but is dumber than a rock. The Educated Idiot feels like he/she is smart, but they screw up everything they get involved in. They have a hard time getting dressed, driving a car, or eating. Only the parents are proud of their Educated Idiot children mainly because they themselvs are also Educated Idiots.
That guy at work has a degree but he's not able to do anything. He must be an educated idiot.
Educated Idiot by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

educated idiot 

A person who has a high degree of education, yet lacks the common sense to figure things out that most people can plainly understand. Behavior examples of educated idiots:

1. A double standard usually applies to the educated idiot. They’re above the rules frequently, or so they think.
2. Can lack a moral compass showing how to treat their fellow man like they would like to be treated, but wonders why nobody likes them.
3. They think since they have this high education it gives them superiority over those who couldn’t afford to get the education they possess. That high priced education brings about an ego trip in numerous instances with the educated idiot.

4. Brags about their higher education like everyone is supposed to be impressed. If those people aren’t impressed the educated idiot can’t figure out why we are not.

5. Doesn’t usually treat their friends, spouses, or coworkers with any respect. This results in affairs, lost friendships, etc., etc., yet the educated idiot cannot figure out why this has happened to them.

The education is merely a foot in the door for jobs and a lot of frustrating relationships
“I can’t believe they hired that educated idiot to fill that job opening as a supervisor. She couldn’t even figure out how to do an employee job performance review and had to have one of the hourly clerical people sit beside her to do one!!! Good grief what an educated idiot!!!”

“Gosh, my friend got Jennifer is bragging yet again about the fact she has a masters degree in elementary education. She says she’s going for her doctorate next. Oh, by the way she had to throw in a couple of insult jabs at me due to the fact I’m a waitress for a living. And by the way Tina, she said her husband Jeff has cheated on her again. Yet she refuses to sleep with him!!! God, what a full blown educated idiot she is!!!!”
educated idiot by TikkiTavi678 August 31, 2020

Educated Idiot 

Someone who was smarter going into college than they were coming out. indoctrinated through liberal college/academia to only understand and except one set of ideals. Easily manipulated when such person is lack of family values or a belief system as a moral foundation. Not based on logic and reason, but emotion.
The educated idiot was crying and shouting in anger trying to prove her point in the argument, but only proved to have wasted everyone's time.
Educated Idiot by BreakYourSelf July 26, 2020

Educated Fool 

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"
Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
Educated Fool by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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