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Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?
siooma by DudeAbides August 17, 2007
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A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009
Made by world renowned philosopher Sean Yacoub. Meaning, Baby cute; squishy; adorable
“Awww cray cray you’re so simsom I wanna squish you”
Simsom by AbuSean667 May 30, 2022
Shorter version of Something I Pushed Out Of My Ass.
sipooma by DoomerMrT March 28, 2009

shmoomly 

Feeling warm, clean and damp, fresh out of a bath or shower and in a robe or big towel. As defined by Hendini77.
She got out of the bath, dried off and put on her flannel pajamas, furry slippers and warm robe and felt completely shmoomly.
shmoomly by Nurdle January 7, 2023
A women or man whom enjoys satisfying and facilitating other's humanity through love and contentment. Honest Natural Lover
Men like Matthew Broderick, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, & Ron Howard big time SmooMoo
SmooMoo by barnstormer October 22, 2006