shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

by bendaroo February 22, 2009

fetal ball

when a humans legs are taken and put behind the head and sat on mostly used in sparing and the occasional wrestling match.

Rob put chris in a fetal ball because he was being gay

by bendaroo February 20, 2009