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when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"
spooma by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006
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"Suck It Out Of My Ass"
Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?
siooma by DudeAbides August 17, 2007
Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".
Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.
Siooma by hoofed January 2, 2009
Acronym: Suck it out of my ass.

Pronunciation: see-OO-mah
Similar to: Blow it out your ass.
You want what?! Siooma, motherfucker!
siooma by MackityMac August 19, 2007
the foam that piss makes in tha can.
you can tell that he didn't flush. the spooma is still there.
spooma by kevin May 13, 2005

Spoomani 

A word used to endorse any feeling at that given time.
(english eccentric accent) hey Lois hey Lois, SPOOMANI (shows excitement) tom you sound like stewie.
Spoomani by The-Doctor December 22, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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