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When you feel the vibration of your cell phone, but it is not vibrating (or you are not even carrying your phone).
"I reached in my pocket to answer my phone, but then I remembered I left it at home. It was just a fauxcellarm."
by DudeAbides October 11, 2007
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Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards. (Description written by Mark Frauenfelder)
Dick Cheney aimed for the quailtard but blasted a lawyer instead.
by DudeAbides February 17, 2006
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Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?
by DudeAbides August 14, 2007
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