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Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

shnookered 

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.
shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004

shmammered 

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.
Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.
"Dude, You are so shmamered!"
Shmamered by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmammered 

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered
Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
shmammered by tywithawhy December 17, 2008