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Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john
Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.
Shmooblydong by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018
The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.
Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
shmoogly by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

shmooglyboogly 

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.
Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

shmooblydonk 

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.
shmooblydonk by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011
Daymn her name should be shmooly.
Shmooly by BigDicDaddyy November 4, 2018
When your lips are crusty as shit.
DAMN! Nigga you lips be Shoomly As Fuck
Shoomly by Shoomly May 28, 2015