Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.
It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".
Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.
Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?
Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.
A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweetwords towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.
Soomal, also known as the most loveable person, is someone who has a lot of love for everyone. They are very hard-working and are very successful in life.
It is also known to be someone very good looking, both male and female.
Person 1. Guess who I sawtoday?!
Person 2. Who?
Person 1. I saw a Soomal, I was like DAYUMM where you been all my lifeee
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.