siooma 

"Suck It Out Of My Ass"

Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?

siooma by DudeAbides August 17, 2007

Siooma 

Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".

Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.

Siooma by hoofed January 2, 2009

siooma 

Acronym: Suck it out of my ass.

Pronunciation: see-OO-mah
Similar to: Blow it out your ass.

You want what?! Siooma, motherfucker!

siooma by MackityMac August 19, 2007

spooma 

Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole

when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"

spooma by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006

siomara

A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.

I fell in love with Siomara

siomara by reader number 1 September 4, 2011

Soomal 

Soomal, also known as the most loveable person, is someone who has a lot of love for everyone. They are very hard-working and are very successful in life.

It is also known to be someone very good looking, both male and female.

Person 1. Guess who I saw today?!
Person 2. Who?
Person 1. I saw a Soomal, I was like DAYUMM where you been all my lifeee

Soomal by soomal February 7, 2010

skooma den 

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma

random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*

skooma den by Georgey_boiiii September 4, 2007