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one day i will be so shrekie
shrekie by HABEEB September 1, 2003
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shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.
Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.
shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013
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shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.
Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism
shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014

Shreking 

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
Shreking by Ksusha April 11, 2019

shrekhead 

A person who possess an unusually large head.
Wasson shrekhead, the bowling alley called and they want your head back.
shrekhead by Jonah92 December 7, 2018

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.
that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud
get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

Shrekism 

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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