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Somebody who believes that Shrek is known as a political genius, or ancient god. The creators of Shrek don't exist. Shrek is Shrek. There's no doubt about that.
Guy 1: My cousin is a Shreker. Guy 2: Well, good for him.
Shreker by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019
Words you can keep
Someone who can absolutely destroy you In the bathroom or on the football field
Man I don't want to mess with that shreker over there
Shreker by SAMTHEPACKMAN June 6, 2021

Social shreker 

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.
Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.
Social shreker by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017

Mother Shreker 

when a person is so retarted and ugily they have no brain left they are a Mother Shreker!!!
GIRL;HEy You little female dog
OtherGirl;SHut Up yoU moThEr ShRekEr
Mother Shreker by anonymous November 7, 2022

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.
that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud
get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

shrekette 

Really ugly ogre like female that could be compared to shrek
"whos the ugliest person here?" "yas all no who, fukin shrekette over there!"
shrekette by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

Shrekira 

1. A combination of the the ugly ogre, Shrek, and the slutty-dressed singer, Shakira.

2. People of utmost ugliness who insist on dressing in slutty manners, determined to show off their naughty parts despite the possible blindness they may inflict upon others who may observe such naughty areas.
Person A: "Look it's Shrekira"
Person B: "Wher- AHH IM BLIND!!"
Shrekira by Shrekira Hunter July 8, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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