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pants

Something that gets in the way when your ready to do the bone dance.

Also.. a stupid word reffering to a "pair of pants", which makes no sense because its only one pant, yet nobody says "i bought a sweet pant yesterday", so it doesnt work that way.
I was tryin to fuck this bitch when i was drunk, but then i noticed my pants were in the way >.<!
by Habeeb June 27, 2006
mugGet the pantsmug.

Cabin Fever

Perhaps the best, and possibly the worst movie of all time.

In the film, and odd water-based disease runs rampid, making Cabin Fever look and feel like a horror film.

The movie includes everything a good movie should have... sex, violence, nudity, racial discrimination, and nasty death shots.

This movie also includes everything the worst movie in the world has... Typical teen cliches, a full half hour of boringness, and stupid plot.

released in 2002, it was immediately hated by most, and loved by many.

so lame.
Wow Cabin Fever was the worst film I have ever seen...ever... lets go see it again!
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
mugGet the Cabin Fevermug.

Bone Dance

Yea, we got home last night n' did the bone dance.
by Habeeb June 27, 2006
mugGet the Bone Dancemug.

boat

An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).

a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.

Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.

Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.

A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.

African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
Only rednecks and white trash have boats
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
mugGet the boatmug.

Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
by Habeeb September 6, 2007
mugGet the Angry Rhinocerosmug.

loolex

uber, l33t, cant get any better...
"as loolex as one mortal can be" meaning "fuck u all i pretty much rule"
by HABEEB August 31, 2003
mugGet the loolexmug.

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.
Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.
by Habeeb February 1, 2008
mugGet the pudding sickmug.

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