Shreked

you get rekt by ya boi shrek, or just another way to say someone was rekt

Man, he shreked me when I left the party.

by Antfrost March 28, 2019

Shreked

A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson

"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"

by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015

Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good

by Mr.Sarastic November 7, 2014

Shreked

When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.

Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.

by Cl8ts October 9, 2008

Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 5, 2014

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018