Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

Farquaad

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Farquaad

A person who has short black hair and is usually short

“Lyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek

by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019

Farquaad

Lord Farquaad is the main antagonist in the movie Shrek. Can be used to as an insult to people. Meaning: An asshole; faggot; gay; stupid; non-Shrek believer; little bitch

HAHAHA! Look at those farquaads!
You're a farquaad!

by Shrek123 October 29, 2014

Farquaad

The act of putting on a lord farquaad costume

Farquaading
Farquaaded
Re-Farquaad
De-Farquaad

Do you need to farquaad?

by The Farquaarder June 4, 2018

Farquaad

A Not A Nice Man From Shrek

Lord Farquaad Likes Poop

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! October 2, 2016

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005