shpum

Shit, piss, and cum all mixed together.

I made him drink a cup of my shpum.

by Salival September 29, 2005

shmumble

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

Shpunch

Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.

Shoe + Punch = Shpunch

Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.

Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!

Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.

If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!

by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shmum

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020