shpumph

Pronounced (sh--poo-m-f)
Adjective
Noise Created When Air Is Quickly Released From A Tube

The Tube Made A Shpumph Noise As The Ball Was Fired From It

by Brian Hetherington April 22, 2006

shkumphies

A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs.

"Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!"
"Oooh....that girl shkumphy."

by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015