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shkumphies

A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs.
"Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!"
"Oooh....that girl shkumphy."
shkumphies by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014
Related Words

Shumphser 

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened
Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser
Shumphser by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021
man you are like a shumph
shumph by Anonymous October 7, 2003
1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.
"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."
shrumph by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026