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shkumphies

A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs.
"Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!"
"Oooh....that girl shkumphy."
shkumphies by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014
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Shumphser 

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened
Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser
Shumphser by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021
man you are like a shumph
shumph by Anonymous October 7, 2003
1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.
"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."
shrumph by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026