when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home
“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”
Buy a
Ching chang choopsy
mug!
someone who isn’t a friend because they always take nicks side
man, she’s such an allison. she snitched on me for the orbeez.
someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side
man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez
