shplok

splatter in a random manner

when my neighbor's dog fell into the manhole,shit shploked everywhere!

by nazee2nemesis October 17, 2008

shplikak

A living organism that undeniably captivates chivalrous traits, simultaneously, possessing that of a pure soul.

Greg: “The game was tied with three seconds left, the Shplikak stole the ball and hit the game winning shot.”

Edward: “The Shplikakian race is difficult to find.”

by Agent_Valde December 31, 2019

shplod

not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration

person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"

person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"

by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020

shlok

the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)

shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!

by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

Shlokkeh

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .

Here comes the shlokkeh .

by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009

Shplotz

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.

Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.

by Pikaki May 30, 2019

shlok

a person who is simply awesome.. knows everything and specially knows how to defeat nimish :D

nimish is opposite of shlok

by bugssss January 27, 2014