shplok
shplok by nazee2nemesis October 17, 2008
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shplikak
A living organism that undeniably captivates chivalrous traits, simultaneously, possessing that of a pure soul.
Greg: “The game was tied with three seconds left, the Shplikak stole the ball and hit the game winning shot.”
Edward: “The Shplikakian race is difficult to find.”
Edward: “The Shplikakian race is difficult to find.”
shplikak by Agent_Valde December 31, 2019
shplod
not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration
person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
shplod by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020
shlok
the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)
Shplotz
Noun: -
- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
Verb: -
To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
Adjective: -
Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
Verb: -
To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
Adjective: -
Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
shlok
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