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A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.
Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
by maia mitchell April 07, 2017
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She’s that Indian friend that isn’t really Indian. More white than you are. Probably adores Starbucks, Netflix, hot white boys, and the movie White Chicks. Looking for a new Netflix show to watch? No problem! Ask Shloka and she’s probably seen everything already. Even though she may act white, she still is smart like an Indian and will probably act like she isn’t. However, look out men. Shlokas tend to have to complain about needing water when she’s really thirsty or has a dry mouth ;). Trying to get information about someone? Beg Shloka to tell you everything she knows, she won’t resist!
Boy: Ugh, I’m so thirsty. Pass me that water!
Girl: Don’t be a Shloka!
by unanimous kitten January 10, 2018
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