Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

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Shloking is slang for stroking

“I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus”

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schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

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The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

shlocking by the shlockman September 25, 2013

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To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously

"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"

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The act of making the place shook

"Angel get outta here!"
"No! Why?"
"You're shooking up the place"
"I'm shook"

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The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

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