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A noice bloke who likes a diet coke
Shloke will back it because he’s a noicee bloke
Shloke by Bu-a-beer June 18, 2023
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Shloke Shloker shooketh Shlok shooken shlore Shoke shloka sloke shmoke
fuckin idiot bad at calc short as hell and horrible coder
How's your day going?

Terrible, I shloked my calc test.
shloke by soyubt May 22, 2025

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shooketh to the coreth 

being shaken to the core in a shakespearean manner
The bass was so good i was shooketh to the coreth
way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.
Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"
shmoke by thethongofanime November 8, 2005