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showwal by Yourmomsatwod February 11, 2014
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Michael Showalter
Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.
Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007
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Shawwal
A rather kind hearted, diligent teacher located in the depths of the tropics yet is unable to consume the milk of our cows. He is a father figure to most, and a literal father to some, but dedicated to the success of all children. They say he is a myth; a legend, for his brilliance shines ones upon all he encounters. He is, the Shawwal.
Shawwal by Pencilcasebanana May 4, 2019
Shofwalk
Shofwalk: (noun) ex. "To walk like shof."
The shofwalk is a way to walk/dance by leaning as far back as one can, then walking forward swinging one's arms in a up and down way with the elbows remaining limp and the hands flipping up at the upward point of the arm swing.
The shofwalk must be done to a beat. The beat goes as follows: "ah ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka." and so on.
You must keep in step with the beat.
The shofwalk is a way to walk/dance by leaning as far back as one can, then walking forward swinging one's arms in a up and down way with the elbows remaining limp and the hands flipping up at the upward point of the arm swing.
The shofwalk must be done to a beat. The beat goes as follows: "ah ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka." and so on.
You must keep in step with the beat.
I shofwalked up the stairs.
Hey, did you see John shofwalking today?
You shofwalk so well that you should be known as Luke Shofwalker.
Hey, did you see John shofwalking today?
You shofwalk so well that you should be known as Luke Shofwalker.
Shofwalk by ninjakingcola December 16, 2008
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Showaltered by TRYBAL October 30, 2018
showalter
the feeling you get when you wake up the next morning after drinking and realize you slept with that guy from the bar..who was so much cuter when you were drunk
"omg i woke up this morning and looked next to me and i just felt so showalter!!! i cant believe what i did...thats the last time i drink tequila."
showalter by miss diana kay~showalter June 20, 2008
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Luke SlowWalker by Steven Michael SykeS July 26, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.