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Showalla 

Outrageously gorgeous. Showalla's personality is like no other. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. Showalla is conscious and dislikes many things about her body. Showalla is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an outright bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league. But Showalla feels alone because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.

Showalla can at times be a sarcastic diva, but only when she has a good reason.

She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. Showalla will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny.

Showalla's been through the worst hardships. But you wouldn't know, she doesn't like to burden others with her troubles.

Showalla waits for the right man. And if it's you daym you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Showalla is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Showalla is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Showalla has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
Showalla's personality is like no other.
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Shwallace 

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.
Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011
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