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Showalla 

Outrageously gorgeous. Showalla's personality is like no other. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. Showalla is conscious and dislikes many things about her body. Showalla is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an outright bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league. But Showalla feels alone because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.

Showalla can at times be a sarcastic diva, but only when she has a good reason.

She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. Showalla will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny.

Showalla's been through the worst hardships. But you wouldn't know, she doesn't like to burden others with her troubles.

Showalla waits for the right man. And if it's you daym you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Showalla is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Showalla is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Showalla has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
Showalla's personality is like no other.
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Shwallace 

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.
Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026